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fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

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imageoh yeah thats a nice upper body this is looking good now just add the le-


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”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

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you won’t break me, i will break free, from the world that is around mephoto credit goes to jenny

you won’t break me, i will break free, from the world that is around me
photo credit goes to jenny

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The year is 3000 AD. Each student must memorize a piece of ancient poetry. A student finishes reciting Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” The class applauds. Next up is Timothy with “Gangnam Style.”

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people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean


congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

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